As Seen on TV!!!!

Discuss the fabulous movie Lost In Translation!

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As Seen on TV!!!!

#1 Post by sc1957 » Wed May 05, 2004 5:16 pm

You've seen them for Star Wars, for Lord of the Rings, and for so many other movies.
Yes, we're talking about Lost in Translation Action Figures!

CHARLOTTE
Stares out windows and wanders through the city.
Takes dumb pictures of her feet and writes mean stuff.
Includes a copy of the A Soul's Search CD and a bouquet of pink paper flowers.
Deluxe model includes sheer pink panties.

BOB
Always in the bar.
Says "Huh? What?" a lot.
Don't ask him about redheads.
Includes a replica bottle of Suntory whiskey and an orange camoflage shirt.
Deluxe model includes mascara and binder clips.

JOHN
When he doesn't have a camera in front of his face, he's busy cleaning lenses.
Often speechless, yet stammers a lot.
Always seems to be leaving or arriving.
Includes several suitcases of photo gear.

LYDIA
Working model of a state-of-the-art fax machine.
Delivers nagging messages that arrive before you do.
Most active in the middle of the night.
Miniature carpet samples included.

KELLY
Can kick her own head while practicing "karatay" moves.
Accompanied by DJ, who speaks only in hip hop beats.
Includes a 2-liter bottle of "LiT Colon Cleanser."
Deluxe model includes a picture of Keanu's dog.

And for a Limited Time Only.....

EXTRA-SPECIAL BONUS KARAOKE MACHINE!!!
Watch Bob and Charlotte come alive when they sing to each other!!!!

Not Available in stores!!!
Order Yours Today!!!!!!!!
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#2 Post by jeffyen » Thu May 06, 2004 3:56 am

LOL!
I'd love to have a Murray figurine looking glum and saying, "You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, where the hell's the whiskey?"

One observation about John, does he seem to be drunk or something? Like the day when they first met Kelly, he was not walking straight in the lobby...maybe that's just his style haaha

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